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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:50 pm 
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How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:00 pm 
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And then 1 370 Steve to post telling everyone how he has modified his lightbulb. :lol

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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:17 pm 
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Scott wrote:
And then 1 370 Steve to post telling everyone how he has modified his lightbulb. :lol

:rollin :rollin that made me chuckle scott , no offence steve but possibly true :thumbup

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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:38 pm 
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And then 1 Apecar asking for pictures of the lightbulb change :lol

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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:50 pm 
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its a lamp
bulbs are what you plant

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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:12 pm 
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yant0 wrote:
its a lamp
bulbs are what you plant


a light lamp...??? :notme :lol

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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:27 pm 
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Scott wrote:
And then 1 Apecar asking for pictures of the lightbulb change :lol


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this is the bulb that needs to be replaced :angel

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removed :)

new buld replaced
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:D :D :D

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 Post Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:05 pm 
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was it new or part worn as i noticed a few marks on it
was it an easy job
did you use a ladder or chair and was it a one person fit

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 Post Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:32 pm 
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What am best bulb?

:angel


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 Post Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:26 pm 
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Pah... no custom made billet aluminum parts, titanium fittings, FTR carbs or even a glimpse of a turbo.

:angel

Anyway... did you use a stock bulb, or did you get one that had a higher wattage? Have you noticed much performance increase? Is there much difference in the heat it gives out? Are you planning on upgrading the other bulbs? How about the wiring? Are you planning on getting some fast action switches to improve response times?

:rollin

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Better off with LED these days anyway :D


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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:35 pm 
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Scott wrote:
And then 1 Apecar asking for pictures of the lightbulb change :lol



...and request to 'polish' said lightbulb... :)

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