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 Post Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:08 am 
Victor Meldrew
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Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced..

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun

 Post Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:57 pm 
Hornet GOD!
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:clap nice one :rollin

The honda hornet ... A proper bike for everyone,everyday,everytime ... You will never regret owning one

 Post Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:55 pm 
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+1 :lol

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