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 Post Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:15 pm 
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A Pastor rears chicken on the Church premises
So one evening a Cock went missing.
In church the next day the Pastor asked " Who has a cock?"

All the men got up!

"No, I mean who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"
Half of the women got up,
"O for goodness sake!! "Who has seen my cock??" All the Choir girls got up :rollin

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 Post subject: Re: The Pastor
 Post Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:20 pm 
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has the thing been found tho :D

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 Post subject: Re: The Pastor
 Post Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:46 pm 
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Sam Easy wrote:
A Priest rears chicken on the Church premises
So one evening a Cock went missing.
In church the next day the Priest asked " Who has a cock?"

All the men got up!

"No, I mean who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"
Half of the women got up,
"O for goodness sake!! "Who has seen my cock??" All the Choir boys got up :rollin


Fixed that for you. :lol

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