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 Post subject: young mum in the car....
 Post Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:18 am 
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So the young mum is driving her son to his first day at school...its a good day

theres something up with the car in front though....its a typical boy racer with a massive exhaust and unpainted rear bumper with filler all in it.....but its swerving all over the road...the young mum gets a little cautious and holds back a little.

the guy driving the car keeps leaning over to the passenger side, and then the mum notices him kissing and messing around with a girl sitting in the passenger seat.

"oh i know exactly whats going on" she says
"why is that car swerving mummy"
"oh dont worry darling, his wheel is wobbly"
her son is nowhere near the age to be knowing whats going on.

Anyway...a couple of minutes later, a dildo.... a big, wet dildo! flies out of the sunroof of the car infront and slaps against front windscreen
and goes over the car.

"jeeez!" cries mum
"mummy, what was that!?" the child asks ernestly.
"oh dont worry darling, errrm, it was a err, a fly"
"a fly?"
"yes darling"
the kid sits back in his booster seat "oh right....well im surprised it CAN fly, with a dick like that mummy!"

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