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 Post subject: Poor taste
 Post Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:53 am 
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What's the difference between Jimmy Saville and acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face until you are 15!

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 Post subject: Re: Poor taste
 Post Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:09 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Poor taste
 Post Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:47 pm 
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Letter to the BBC,
Dear Jim
Please can you fix it for me to go on holiday to France with my girlfriend.
here's hoping.
Jeremy, age 30...........

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 Post subject: Re: Poor taste
 Post Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:14 am 
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Jimmy Saville's family have had the gravestone´╗┐ removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect.
It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.
Just what he would have wanted....

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 Post subject: Re: Poor taste
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4 words you don't want to hear after sex?

"How's about that then?"


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 Post subject: Re: Poor taste
 Post Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:32 am 
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What is the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound?
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At least the greyhound waits for the hair.............


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