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 Post subject: Geordie joke
 Post Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:50 am 
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After landing at Newcastle Airport the captain forgets to turn off the intercom! The co-pilot asks "Wot ya deein later mate?" The pilot replies, "First thing al dee is gan for a shite! then al shag the arse off that blond stewardess.
The Stewardess hears this & runs to the cockpit to confront him, on the way she trips over an old woman's foot who helps her back up and says ''Tack ya time pet, he's gannin for a shite forst..!"


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 Post subject: Re: Geordie joke
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Geordie joke
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Love it :rflmao

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